Honorary Lifetime President

Honorary Lifetime President

Sir Torquil Spoon MBE

Sir Torquil Spoon MBE

Lord Bastard of Doncaster (Chairman)

Lord Bastard of Doncaster (Chairman)

Suki

Suki


Executives

Legendary Spoon Bender Uri Geller is thinking about possibly taking this, largely ceremonial (and definitely unpaid) role.

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Sir Torquil carries on the long tradition of the Spoon family involvement in spoons. He is (almost) a direct descendent of the spoon’s inventor Malcombe Spoon and takes his responsibilities seriously, promoting spoons and their use tirelessly, whenever his health permits.

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Harry “Right” Bastard was made a Lord by the last government for his services to the Steel Industry in the north of England. He also bought a recent Prime Minister a large estate in Northumberland, which had nothing to do with it at all, as his lawyers will prove.

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Suki is the token woman on the male stronghold that is the executive board. A self-confessed control freak, she likes to see her role as the go-getting, thrusting media, marketing and PR guru, tirelessly promoting Spoons everywhere and anywhere she gets the chance.

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